Well, Romeo and Juliet is still stupid.
I can't believe a 20 somethin' guy wants to marry a 12-13 year old girl. That's statiatory isn't it?
What evs, I woulda killed the dude on the spot, he's way to egotistical.
Oh, and suggest me for the Art Portal dammit!
I would sic the carnivorous deer (below) on him.